Archive for August, 2011

Possible Cover For Brit Brits Rumored Remix Album

We want this to be real - and then again, we don't. The part that does is more interested in the music that would be on this album. A whole record ju...

 

We want this to be real – and then again, we don’t.

The part that does is more interested in the music that would be on this album. A whole record just of Britney Spears remixes?! C’mon! It doesn’t get any better than that! All the new jams off Femme Fatale are just aching to be reworked!

The part that doesn’t is looking at this AWFUL photoshopped cover!

Seriously, what is this? Brit Brit deserves so much better than this! Get back to the drawing board and come up with something better, Jive!

NOTE: Jive has yet to confirm that a remix album is even in the works, but so much stuff as “leaked” at this point that it seems pretty obvious.

Thoughts???

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This Man Loves Humping Plastic Rafts.

 

Oh boy.

Edwin Tobergta (above) was arrested after he was found humping a pink plastic raft in an alleyway behind a dumpster.

The sad thing is that this isn’t his first offense with plastic. Nope. It’s his fifth.

When cops saw him in the middle of the ahem…act, they yelled for him to stop, which he did. But then he fled, taking the raft with him!

The police eventually caught up with him at his home where he apparently pleaded for help and cried because he was sad to be separated from the raft.

Oh. This story just got really sad.

In fact, what’s sadder is that when the press talked to his grandmother, she said that the family had been trying to get help for Edwin for years. She added:

“He has a lot of mental problems and he’s always had a fascination for plastic. That’s just it. That’s all of it. That’s all of it. We never could get the proper care for Edwin. It’s like nobody cares.”

Aw, we kinda feel bad for the guy now. Sorry buddy.

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Billy Bob Thornton’s Daughter May Get Up To 30 Years In Prison

 

This whole thing is sad.

Billy Bob Thornton’s estranged daughter will not get a chance at retrial.

Earlier this year Amanda Brumfield was found guilty of aggravated manslaughter of a 1-year-old Olivia Madison Garcia.

We just got word that the judge denied her request for a new trial. Amanda may get up to 30 years in prison at her October 6 sentencing.

As a recap, Billy Bob’s daughter claimed that while she was babysitting the child “was trying to climb out of a playpen and hit her head,” but the defense argued that the fall might have aggravated “a previous injury,” which could have caused the infant’s death.

Something weird: Amanda Brumfield’s trial took place in the same courthouse where Casey Anthony’s trial was held.

Guess they’re not letting all child killers get off that easily…

Original post by Perez Hilton

Rick Santorum’s Ignorant Anti-Gay Marriage Stance Shut Down By Fierce College Girl!

 

Oh man! THREE CHEERS for this fierce college girl for standing up for what’s RIGHT!

At a recent visit to Penn State, Rick Santorum apparently decided to defend himself against Piers Morgan‘s accusations that he’s a bigot by essentially saying things about gay marriage that anyone with a brain in their head would define as bigotry – i.e., the usual right wing, intolerant garbage that it will undermine the sanctity of marriage that the Catholic church preaches, you know, DESPITE THE FACT THAT THERE IS SUPPOSED TO BE A SEPARATION BETWEEN CHURCH AND STATE!

Anybigot, one HARDCORE, amazing student in particular decides to beat him at his own moronic game, by explaining that the American Psychology Association, among other scientific groups, have discovered none of his points to be true, and well, we’ll just let you watch the rest for yourself!

Ch-ch-check it out (above)!

Yes, Rick Santorum, because an ancient text that’s been translated and re-interpreted for centuries obviously knows more than today’s leading doctors and scientists! Thank goodness you are able to clear that up for us!

Again, mad props to the young lady who was brave enough to stand up to his nonsense!

Now can we please get a Republican candidate who can actually argue a legitimate reason that gay marriage shouldn’t happen, and you know, not instead get schooled by a college student in law, politics, and EQUAL RIGHTS, all of which this fool wants to represent for the American public?

K! Thanks!

Original post by Perez Hilton

Police Officer Caught Having Sex On The Hood Of His Cop Car!

 

We think that one YouTube user says it best with:

Gives new? meaning to ‘fuck the police!’

A New Mexico television station recently ran a story regarding surveillance photos taken of Police Officer Bert Lopez, in full uniform, banging an unidentified female on the hood of a car, in BROAD DAYLIGHT at Santa Fe Canyon Ranch!

Worse yet – this guy was once awarded New Mexico State Police Officer of the Year for “having gone above and beyond the call of duty.”

Well, they got that part right! LOLz!

Check out the news story (above)!

Original post by Perez Hilton

Snooki Wasn’t Even Asked To Go On DWTS

 

Well, that’s a shame!

Despite the rumors that Snooki turned down DWTS, Snooki revealed to Jay Leno on The Tonight Show that she wasn’t even ASKED to go on Dancing with The Stars!

Aw, we would have loved to see her shake her little meatball!

But, if they DID ask her, would she say yes??

Watch what she says above.

Original post by Perez Hilton

Nobody Had Permission To Smoke Tupac, If They Did

 

So, according to some sources, during a memorial for Tupac some of his ashes where rolled up and smoked.

Now we’re hearing that it probably didn’t happen, BUT if it did, nobody had permission:

Tupac’s former rap group — released a video for VladTV.com in which they claim they rolled up Pac’s ashes with weed and smoked him up at a family memorial event. The rappers claim Pac’s mother was present at the time. But the family spokesperson tells us no one in the Shakur family EVER signed off on the Pac puff ‘n pass … especially his mother, Afeni.

The family rep tells the Shakurs simply don’t know if there’s any truth to the claims made by the Outlawz — but if they DID smoke Tupac, they “would have had to sneak the remains past the family member in charge of keeping an eye on the ashes at the memorial.”

The rep tells us … no one in the family would ever approve of the act.

We’re glad to hear that nobody would ever approve of this. We feel like it’s a little disrespectful, especially if Tupac didn’t say that’s what he wanted before he went.

What do U think? Offensive or an homage?

[Image via WENN.]

Original post by Perez Hilton

Justin Bieber Was RACING His Ferrari Before Accident

 

Tsk tsk tsk. You are in biiiiig trouble, Justin!!

Big NO-NO!!!

As we told you earlier, The Biebs got in a little accident with his Ferrari. But according to House of Pain member Everlast (aka Erik Schrody), he was actually RACING on the streets of El Lay!

Everlast tweeted:

I just raced @justinbieber down Ventura in his Ferrari I won but a fedex truck got in his way.

Seemed like a down to earth kid.

The tweet was posted at noon on Tuesday, which just moments before Bieber collided with a Honda Civic in Studio City.

NOT COOL, Justin! So very dangerous!!! Momma Biebs needs to take your car keys away!

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Original post by Perez Hilton

New Avengers Promo Shots Assembled!

 

God! We hope Jeremy Renner’s arms look that good in the movie! Yum!

A new set of promo pics from The Avengers have been released today, giving a better look at Loki and Nick Fury, as well as two new group shots that look just AWESOME!

We can’t believe we have to wait till next year to see this movie. Excruciating!

Check out more promo shots in the gallery (below).

Original post by Perez Hilton

Not Again! Apple Is Rumored To Have Lost Another iPhone Prototype!

 

We’re not really sure if we believe this, but according to CNET, Apple has lost an iPhone 5.

They lost an iPhone 4 in a bar last year, and story has it the same thing has happened again.

According to them, the phone went missing at bar Cava 22 in San Francisco’s Mission District.

The police were contacted, but the phone has yet to be found. Maybe because this might be just a big fat rumor?

We find it pretty unbelievable that Apple would do this two years in a row. Who knows though.

Maybe they’re trying to be like pop stars and leak their own goods!

What do U think?

[Image via AP Images.]

Original post by Perez Hilton