Wow. Who would’ve thought, huh? LOLZ!

Last night, Tom Hanks confessed a dirty little secret to Jimmy Kimmel. Turns out the Oscar-winning actor has a full-time gig on the side for when he isn’t making movies – the pageant circuit!

Yes, it’s true! Tom Hanks is a stage dad. In fact, he’s so into it, he’s landed himself in the holy land of pageant parents:

A guest spot Toddlers & Tiaras!!! Can you stand it?!

Check out his appearance on the show in the video (above)! HIGHlarious!!!

He’s like, so committed to his daughter, you guys! Ha!

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Did you think it was going to be that easy, Stan? Did you really think you were going to walk away without any backlash?!

Tsk, tsk! It’s like you don’t know the man at all!

Shortly after publicist Stan Rosenfield announced he was resigning as Charlie Sheen’s publicist in an effort to save his own reputation, Charlie told sources that he’s uber-pissed about this betrayal. Actually, what he told sources was:

“P**sy. He’s not allowed to quit, so you’re fired.”

Um, ok then. Either way, he’s out, which at the end of the day, is probably all that matters to him.

Consider another bridge burnt!

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Billy Crystal gave Anne his approval after last night’s Oscars!

Many people are saying the the hosting wasn’t up to par, but we did find it a bit entertaining and thought that the duo did a pretty decent job!

Anne was especially excited to get the Crystal seal:

“That felt really good. I didn’t realize I was doing it for [Crystal’s praise,] but it turns out I was because my heart just exploded,” the actress said. “We rehearsed together… the first thing I did was kneel before [Crystal,] and take his hand and the second thing I did was [ask him,] ‘Tell me what to do,’ and he said, ‘Just look like you want to be there every single second that you are on camera.’ I’m like, ‘Well, I got that part in the bag,’ because this whole thing has been such an amazing adventure and I feel like the luckiest girl in the world right now.

“I was working with the loveliest people, it was the most effortless collaboration that it never felt like work,” Anne continued. “I really mean it, it was an adventure. And I was so curious what was going to happen next, I had no idea what I was doing, so I was just really curious.”

Awww, it’s fab to see that she had such a good time!

We could absolutely tell that she was having a blast up there, too!

Here’s what she had to say about her partner in crime:

“I’m in love with James Franco. The world is in love with James Franco right now. He’s wonderful, and thank God for him. He’s so original, he’s doing his own thing and he doesn’t care about what anyone thinks about him, I really look up to him.”

We’re in love with him too, though, we think he was under-utilized last night! It was almost if they were holding him back on purpose!!

We did laugh pretty hard when he congratulated the technical Oscar winners as ‘nerds’ though!

Thoughts??

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Maybe this will finally put the situation to rest.

Last week, there was a stir when Katy Perry made some comments about product-placement in music videos that were misconstrued as insults directed at Britney Spears and her latest video for Hold It Against Me.

While attending the Oscars last night, Russell Brand was asked what he thought of the issue and like a dutifully hubby, he defended his wife’s honor, saying:

“I think those things are made up in the papers and the media to distract people from our spirituality and the truth, and it distracts us from the way the economic situation of the world keeps certain people trapped on this plateau. Let’s all rise up and join together. Unite!”

Quite true, but you can’t deny that the timing of her comments and the release of Brit-Brit’s video is pretty questionable.

Still, he has a point. More important things to worry about. Let’s let bygones be bygones with this, huh!

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Last year it was Farrah Fawcett, this year Corey Haim. Who’s in charge of this???

Last night, during the Oscar’s In Memoriam segment, several key Hollywood players weren’t recognized while Celine Dion sing sweetly in honor of those who had passed away this year. Among them was Don Peterman (director, Footloose, Men In Black, Splash), Monica Johnson (writer and frequent collaborator with Albert Brooks) and perhaps most notably, Corey.

What an oversight! Don’t even tell us no one at the Academy has seen Lucas!

Such a shame.

P.S. – If you’ve never seen Lucas, its worth an add to your Netflix queue. It might be the only movie in existence where Charlie Sheen appears to be completely sober from beginning to end.

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What would we do without these??

Another HIGHlarious animation from Taiwan… this time about the Oscars last night!!

Ch-ch-check it out above!

Apparently a “triangle of man love” is three dudes jumping on a bed with Oscars, and Natalie Portman was constantly thinking about using the bathroom the entire time!

Also, we guess that Taiwan loves Norm MacDonald, and he’s got their vote for hosting duties next year!!

LOLz!

Thoughts??

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Slowly but surely, information on the new season of Dancing With The Stars is trickling out, and we now know three MORE contestants set to appear on the new season of the reality competition!

Joining the already-revealed Kirstie Alley, Wendy Williams, and Kendra Wilkinson will be WWE star Chris Jericho, Lil’ Romeo, and Disney‘s Chelsea Kane!

Not as exciting as the first list, but we imagine the last five contestants will be EPIC!

We have a feeling about this season!

And check out the list of their dancing partners…AFTER THE JUMP!

Thoughts??

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Chris Jericho: Cheryl Burke
Kirstie Alley: Maksim Chmerkovskiy
Lil’ Romeo: Chelsie Hightower
Kendra Wilkinson: Louis van Amstel
Wendy Williams: Tony Dovolani
Chelsea Kane: Mark Ballas

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Watch out, Chris Martin! Looks like your wifey wants to take a shot at the music industry as well!

After doing her music thing at the Oscars, and at quite a few other venues recently, it looks like Gwyneth Paltrow is ready to give the whole singing thing a more serious try.

Here’s what Paltrow had to say about her potential record deal while on the red carpet at the Oscars:

“We’re talking about it now. So, we’ll see.”

We’ve been impressed with Gwyn’s musical efforts as of recent, but we’re not 100% sure how we feel about her taking this major step.

If she’s passionate about it, and really wants to give it a try, then we wish her the best, but we like her as an actress, and we’re thinking it’d be a bit of a shame if she stopped taking on new acting projects to focus solely on music.

Do U agree? Or do U think she should definitely make the move to music?

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One guess on how it all panned out.

Sources are reporting that two weeks ago, Oksana Grigorieva secretly invited Mel Gibson to join her at a doctor’s clinic with their daughter, Lucia.

Even though the couple have been viciously attacking with other in their domestic violence/custody battle, a judge sanctioned the meeting after Oksana requested it. A friend of Oksana’s explains that inviting Mel to the pediatrician appointment was her way of showing she was onboard with a “co-parenting” arrangement, which apparently is on the table right now.

However, a witness reveals that Mel seemed to be “hostile toward Oksana,” right from the start, though for what reason, they didn’t say. Oksana’s friend added:

“Even though Mel was supposedly hostile to Oksana, she did not engage with him and has told friends that she is prepared to continue this as a move toward co-parenting.”

That could prove rather difficult if there is all this pent up aggression between you two. It might be better if you keep your lives totally separate from one another and that includes time spent with your daughter. Your relationship is nothing less than toxic. Don’t subject that sweet child to that.

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And it goes on and on and on and on….

Hey, have you had enough of Charlie Sheen yet?

Just kidding. That was a rhetorical question. It doesn’t matter if you’re sick of hearing about him or not, because there is no “off” switch on this guy and he’s just got TONS more to say about everything and anything.

In a new interview, Charlie was asked to open up about his father, the man who not only gave him life, but has shown some genuine concern over his son’s behavior. Sadly, it seems like that concern is in vain as Charlie calls Martin Sheen’s words of consideration “bollocks”

Charlie continues by scoffing at his father’s suggestions to join AA, insisting that he isn’t an addict by adding:

“My conduct is bitchin’, my condition is perfect.”

Then, when asked about his father and his belief that his “addiction is a form of cancer,” Charlie gets particularly angry and says:

“OK, Pop — walk through a cancer ward right now and find any of those motherf***ers who look like me.”

That might not be as difficult as you think, Charlie. You really aren’t looking your best. Besides, would it kill you to let your father try and muzzle help you? Let’s get real – he seems to be the only one who wants to!

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