We’re going to assume that Billy Ray Cyrus has been cut-off from his billionaire teenage mogul daughter, Miley.

No way he is going to make more money with this new band then she ever gave him in allowance.

Papa Cyrus is in a new band called Brother Clyde and is all set to release a new album for Walmart’s bargain bins on August 10th.

If you think it is kind of random for Billy’s achey-breaky heart to be part of a band, wait till you hear who else is in it!

In the most random assortment of artists every combine, Billy Ray sings alongside Samantha Maloney (Hole) on drums, Jamie Miller (theSTART and Snot) and Dan Knight on guitar, Dave Henning on bass and rapper King Phaze.

Yep, we haven’t heard of a single one of them either! Probably just how Billy Ray likes it.

The group has a single out, which you can listen to HERE, but we won’t be joining you. We don’t care to have our ears bleed in the middle of the day.

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Hold up! What about Devon Aoki????

Joseph Gordon-Levitt is riding high right now on the wave known as Inception. The epically successful movie has landed him on the cover of tons of magazines and on every talk show television can handle. This is all good news for him, as girls like to screw guys who are all over TV and the man is looking for some serious tail!

Even though a few weeks ago we heard Joseph was dating model Devon Aoki, sources tell Life and Style he’s still on a pussy hunt. A source says, “He’s been asking out a lot of girls in LA the past few weeks.”

Eh, you are only young once! Might as well enjoy it while you can!

Just remember to be safe! Don’t fall for any grenades!

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Oh man! This is so sad, you guys. We barely know what to say!

Once upon a time, Lindsay Lohan worked along side such great minds as Tina Fey, Jane Fonda and Chris Pine.

Now, she’s preparing for a lucrative career selling crap to the masses and she has hooked up with the ShamWow guy to do it.

Check out the trailer for the DUMBEST movie we think will ever be written, Underground Comedy, starring LiLo as Lilo. (above)

We can’t watch it again! We got to go! Poor Lindsay!

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Wow, Kristin Cavallari, is that really you?

The 23-year-old reality star and aspiring shoe designer is featured in the August 2010 edition of Vanity Fair Italy.

And

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We decided it would be sweet to send La Loca LOLhan a care package in jail. So, we sent our stalker protege, La Coacha, to give her a care package of thoughtful items.

What happened????

You have to watch (above)!

LOLs!

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After just a few hours behind bars for drunken and disorderly conduct, Jersey Shore star Snooki was released from jail without having to spend the night to sober up.

Perfect – now she can hit the beer bong and get effed up to forget about her crappy day!

pAArty on!

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No? Well, allow us to enlighten you on the most ridiculous thing we have ever hear.

Across the pond, sources are reporting that an alarming number of women are signing up for controversial “virginity repair” operations before they get married. According to reports, thousands upon thousands of woman are paying big $$$ to have the surgery that will fool their husbands into thinking they are virgins on their wedding night.

The “virgin repair” procedure is technically called a hymenoplasty. It involves the hymen being stitched or reconstructed so that it will tear and bleed again on the woman’s wedding night. In the last five years, 116 hymen repair operations have been undertaken!

WTF!!! Ladies, it is 2010! Who cares??? Your vajayjay is your business!

According to the source, not only are women actively seeking out this procedure, but many of them are having them done under NHS. (Think our Medicare.) So taxpayers are paying for women to hide the fact that they’ve gotten busy with other people besides their hubbys!

Sources point out the the majority of women who are looking to preserve the illusion are Muslim and some even take the charade a step further by buying chastity certificates to “prove” that they are virgins. One doctor explains:

“The majority of our clients are Muslim women. They worry about having had sex and their fiance and family knowing that they have been touched before. It is more cultural rather religious. If the bride is not a virgin and does not bleed on the wedding night, it is a big shame on the family. The woman fears that the husband will walk out, divorce or humiliate her all her life. There have been honour killings in extreme cases.”

OMG! How awful!

We can imagine putting your body through such an ordeal just for the sake of some archaic belief system. These poor women!

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Too much partying?!

Life and Style is reporting that Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino is partying WAY too hard lately and that his fellow Jersey Shore cast members are worried about him!

A source reveals:

“Mike has been the hardest partier since the beginning…its only gotten worse. They tried an intervention, but he’s in denial.”

You know you have a problem if Snooki is saying you should lay off the sauce!

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Lady GaGa cooked what looks to be quite the delicious meal for record producer Fernando Garibay.

He Tweeted along with a pic:

“Surreal moment right now; @LadyGaga is cooking me dinner right now to make everything better…”

Yummy!

Except for that cigarette — boo to that!

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They’re getting so big!

Jennifer Garner was snapped in Santa Monica with her girls Violet and Seraphina going to check out some magic shows at Magicopolis.

Sounds fun — good idea, Mom!

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