HA! Don’t let the door hit you on the way out, DICK!

Cheating douche bag Ashley Cole arrived back in England Friday night to reconcile with Cheryl Cole Tweedy, only to be informed by her MOTHER that girlfriend would not see him and that he had a half an hour to pack his things and get the eff out!!

YES! YES! YES!

We knew she had it in her!! You go, girl!!

A source says:

“Ashley’s been very cocky about the whole situation this week – bragging saying they’ll be back together soon. But it couldn’t be more different for Cheryl. Ashley thinks there will be a proper separation for three to six months and hopefully that will be long enough for Cheryl to get things clear in her head. Then he hopes the pair will be able to mend their marriage. Cheryl was furious that he just turned up and was even more angry when he thought they would be able to talk. She’s sick to death of being labeled a pushover. She’s going to talk to him on her terms when she wants to. She was livid that he turned up at the house with hardly any warning.”

DOUCHE! She is DONE with you!

Cheryl has reportedly been offered a judging spot on Simon Cowell‘s American version of the X Factor, and she plans to set up shop here in El Lay.

We imagine it must have been very difficult to not back down, but we think Cheryl is doing the RIGHT THING!!

Come enjoy some lovely California sunshine, bb!! You deserve a fresh start!!

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