Oh, FrankenHeidi!

Montag has the faith that some network will be interested in her new idea for reality TV!

The show, titled 20 Seven Miles, will be about a group of teens in Malibu who are “out to make a difference in the world and break the stereotypes of teenagers in Malibu,” says Heidi.

Tells Montag: “We have already linked up with numerous charities and want these kids to show the power of youth while being good-looking, funny and of course the drama of being a teenager.”

Bo-ring!

Where’s the dramz?

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We don’t know…this sounds a little too crazy!

Former Variety writer Nicole LaPorte is releasing a book about Steven Spielberg called The Man Who Would Be King, and in it, she claims the director has major issues with secrecy and paranoia – so much so that he has a motorcycle parked outside his office in case he needs to escape!

WTF??

LaPorte writes:

“His passion for secrecy sometimes suggests a burgeoning near-paranoia.”

Some other claims include:

“In Spielberg’s office, hanging above his desk, a plexiglass half-moon keeps sound from reverberating so that his phone conversations remain ultra-confidential. When an assistant once asked what the funny thing over Spielberg’s desk was, a security guard referred to it as a ‘dome of silence.’ “

“When . . . Spielberg’s longtime editor views footage in the screening room, a black cloth is draped over the projection booth window to hide the screen.”

“Every document that leaves the office — a script, development report, even a memo — is coded, so that should it somehow get into the wrong hands . . . the person responsible for the breach can be identified.”

“When Spielberg isn’t at [his office], live-cam images are streamed to his home. There are also measures to protect against earthquakes or attacks, as Spielberg believes in being prepared . . . At one point, employees were given survival kits including gas masks and other amenities.”

Ca-raaaaazy.

A rep for the director claims:

“This description is so far from the real world of Steven that it doesn’t deserve a comment. If the rest of the book is like this excerpt, readers can expect very little of what they read to be true.”

What do U think?? Is this all bull or Spielberg a nutso??

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Just to clarify, we are not talking about Breaking Dawn. Shocking as this may sound, Stephenie Meyer has written other books than Twilight.

Okay, only one other book, but it still exists and apparently, has the potential for the big screen. Sources say the film adaptation of Meyer’s adult novel, The Host, could begin as early as next year.

This could mean, depending on the start date for Breaking Dawn and the possibility of two movies, that The Host could make it to theaters before the end of the Twilight franchise.

If they had them out at the same time, Summit would make a KILLING! Twi-hards wouldn’t know what to do with themselves! Something to think about!

But then again, do Twi-hards care about stories that don’t involve sparkling vampires?

Well, do U?

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This is gonna be intense!

Both Paranormal Activity 2 and Saw VII 3D are planning on being released at the end of October!

It’ll be a Halloween horror movie showdown!

Although Paramount wasn’t positive that the Paranormal Activity sequel would be completed in time, both flicks are scheduled to be released on October 22nd.

Which will U see first???

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She’ll be perfect for the job!

Miz Gabourey Sidibe has been tapped to host an upcoming episode of SNL!

No word on when Sidibe’s episode is scheduled for, but we know it’ll bring some serious LOLs.

Gaby has a wicked sense of humor!

We can’t wait!

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She speaks!

We reported earlier that Heather Mills is currently in court duking it out with her former nanny, Sara Trumble, who claims the monster de-moted her to a housekeeper when she requested time off to take care of her own child!

clASSy!

Of course, Mucca took the stand and gave everyone a nice, hearty laugh when she – SHOCKER – alleged that she is an absolute delight to work for and Trumble just wants her tainted, gold-digging hard-earned money!

Says Mucca:

“I treated Sara like my daughter, because she often said her mum was cold and distant. I spent much of my time consoling her especially as she was having relationship problems. She is very motivated by money, this seems to be her motive in making a claim. I suspect she became aggrieved because I declined to pay for her breast enlargement surgery. None of my staff have had any qualifications. I like taking people on and making them better themselves. As is my history of being overly helpful Heather.”

HA.

The only way Heather Mills is overly helpful is if we feel the need to gouge our eyes out and need some last minute motivation!!

Evil hack.

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A national sensation! We wouldn’t be surprised if every major city in America has one!

One of our amaze-balls Perez readers sent us this picture of Vegas’ version of our beloved Pretty (Wo)Man! And he/she is talking shit!!!

Our reader asked if he/she was one in the same, to which he/she replied, “No, that guy has a much smaller penis!”

Hmm. Just for that, we are dubbing you the Prickly (Wo)Man! At least our guy/gal doesn’t need to stuff his bra!!!

We miss out Pretty (Wo)Man! Where is he/she???

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Va va voom!

Three months after giving birth and Kourtney Kardashian has already lost all of her baby weight and then some!

So why not show off her trim bod on the cover of the new Life & Style?

…That can’t be healthy, can it?

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Ouch ouch ouch!

You might be better off sticking to getting tattoos, humping Aussies and pole-dancing singing, Miley!

The reviews are in for the tweener’s latest film, The Last Song, and to call them scathing would be the understatement of the year!

Girlfriend gets TORN TO SHREDS!

A critic for The New York Times says:

“Acting, for the moment at least, seems almost entirely beyond her…she pouts, slouches, storms in and out of rooms and occasionally cracks a snaggle-toothed smile, but most of the time she seems to be mugging for the camera, play-acting rather than exploring the motives and feelings of her character.”

And that’s kind, compared to The New York Post:

“Cyrus makes the most dubious ‘dramatic’ debut of any singer since Britney Spears.”

And The Village Voice gets the nastiest dig in with:

“I can’t recall ever squirming as much as I did during Ronnie and Will’s first kiss; shiny, buff Liam Hemsworth looks like he’s locking lips with an Andy Hardy–era Mickey Rooney in a wig.”

We’ll spare you the rest of the verbal massacre, but rest assured, The Boston Globe, Miami Herald, and Variety weren’t any kinder.

WOW. We almost feel sorry for Miley. Almost.

Especially seeing as producers essentially had author Nicholas Sparks write the screenplay and its novelization as a starring vehicle for her!

Acting without a long blonde wig and juvenile quips is HARD, isn’t it??

Better give that drama coach a call, bb!!

Sounds like you are in serious need of one!

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There are some crazy, crazy people in this world!

Check out this BIZARRE clip above about a Florida woman with leukemia who robbed a bank because it was on her bucket list!

WTF??

Of course, then you find out the cancer is not terminal, and she also is bipolar and doesn’t take her meds!

Might want to rethink the first excuse for your behavior, bb!

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