Archive for February, 2010

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The image of perfection! K-Lutz is pumped up, oiled up and ready to go. We approve!!!! Original post by Perez Hilton...

 

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The image of perfection!

K-Lutz is pumped up, oiled up and ready to go.

We approve!!!!

Original post by Perez Hilton

Bret Michaels Explains His “Pedo” Anthem

 

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Is the aging rocker’s luxurious blonde weave laced in too tight???

Because Bret Michaels has no clue why people are flipping their shiz about he and Miley singing about getting undressed!

The Celebreality star says Cyrus dropped into his studio to record a cover of Every Rose Has Its Thorn and Bret played her a demo of Nothin’ to Lose, which Michaels claims he wrote a couple of years ago.

“[Miley's] like, ‘This is an incredible song, it’s beautiful. Maybe I could some stuff to it, some harmonies,’” said Bret.

“I said, ‘That’d be killer!’… I never sat down and said, ‘Look at the content. Look at the lyrical content,’” he explained.

And the above-mentioned lyrical content?

The song includes lines like “We both know better than this/Still we can’t resist/Slowly get undressed.” and “Won’t you fall down on me/So close I can feel you breathe.

Hmmmm.

It’s still pretty skeevy if you as us!

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Original post by Perez Hilton

Fight! Ne-Yo Detained In Norway!!!!

 

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Singer Ne-Yo was detained in Oslo, Norway on Saturday night after someone in his crew reportedly punched a bus boy!!

Although Ne-Yo didn’t swing any punches himself, the Closer singer was reportedly partying at Emil & Samuel in downtown Oslo following his performance on Saturday.

The group was getting pretty rowdy and a patron in the restaurant grabbed one of the girls pAArtying with Ne-Yo!

This set the guys in Ne-Yo’s party off, and when a bus boy walked by the table, someone in the singer’s group punched him in the face!!!!

The bus boy was hit so hard by the douche, he puked and then passed out!!!!!

Awful!!

Another guy in Ne-Yo’s crew allegedly ran to the kitchen with a knife and began threatening people, but reports say an unknown person was able to calm him down.

Thank God!

Ne-Yo’s party left the restaurant and were immediately detained and searched by Norwegian police, but no word on what the police may or may not have found.

“All in all this is an unfortunate situation involving the artist, Emil & Samuel and the concert management,” said the owner of Emil & Samuel to the media on Sunday.

The staff of the restaurant are now looking to press charges against the singer, and rightfully so!

That sorta shit is NOT acceptable!

Ever!

[Image via WENN.]

Original post by Perez Hilton

Chinese Gymnast May Be Stripped Of Her Olympic Bronze!

 

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The International Gymnastics Federation is calling China’s gymnastics team out on some decade-old bullshiz!

Although they were originally cleared, the officials are demanding China give back the Olympic bronze medal the country won in the 2000 Olympics in Sydney because one of their gymnasts was 14 years old!

14-year-old Yang Yun won a bronze metal for uneven bars in the 2000 games, but at the time there was “insufficient evidence” to prove the Chinese lied about her age.

A spokesperson for the International Olympic Committee has said they have received the findings from the FIG and will investigate the situation further before any action is taken.

“Clearly, we need to take time to consider the findings before the executive board can consider the matter,” said the rep. “We would like to thank the FIG for their work and we would refer further inquiries to them.”

And that poor girl probably thought she was in the clear!

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Original post by Perez Hilton

Michelle Rodriguez Likes It ALL – Even Animals!

 

Who knew she was into bestiality?!

Michelle Rodriguez revealed on an Italian talk show that she’s into everything — and we mean EVERYTHING — sexually.

Check it out above beginning around the 2:58 mark. We think she’s joking, but we wouldn’t put anything past this one!

Original post by Perez Hilton

Dermot Mulroney To Star In The Rockford Files Reboot

 

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Nice pick!

NBC has decided to cast actor Dermot Mulroney as Jim Rockford in the upcoming remake of The Rockford Files!

The original series starred James Garner and ran on NBC from September of 1974 until January of 1980.

Surprisingly, this will be Mulroney’s first go at the small screen!

Gotta make the $$$$$$ somehow!

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Original post by Perez Hilton

Canada’s Women’s Hockey Team Are NOT Under Investigation, But They’re Still Sorry!

 

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Although the girls of Canada’s gold-medal-winning women’s hockey team turned heads with their hard-pAArtying on the ice after winning the gold, a spokesman for the International Olympic Committee says there will not be an investigation of the celebration!

Thank God!

The Canucks deserved a celebrAAtion!

“To be honest I think people are in search of a story that doesn’t exist,” says the rep. “There were pictures all over the front pages and so on this morning, and I think people are looking for someone to say it’s terrible.”

But it’s not!

The team is planning to offer a written apology to the Olympic Committee, and the team members seem to be honestly sorry for their actions.

“I’m really sorry for what happened,” said team member Marie-Philip Poulin. “I think we just wanted to enjoy the moment and that’s just what happened. And it won’t happen again. We’ve learned from that. We’re just going to enjoy that medal right now.”

Cheers, ladies!

[Image via AP Images.]

Original post by Perez Hilton

Love You, Dan Rad!

 

An avid supporter of the LGBTQ community, Daniel Radcliffe sat down with the folks at The Trevor Project while in NYC to talk about his involvement with the organization.

In case you didn’t already know, The Trevor Project is a non-profit organization that was created to provide “crisis and suicide prevention efforts among lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender and questioning LGBTQ youth.”

Love it!

Dan Rad is awesome!

Original post by Perez Hilton

Casting For The Russian Jersey Shore!

 

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Now that Jersey Shore is one of the most talked about shows on TV, producer Elina Miller is capitalizing on the stereotypes of privileged ethnic communities in a knock off show based on the Russian-Americans in NYC’s Brighton Beach community.

The casting notice says:

“Are you the Russian Snooki or The Situation? Are you a super outgoing and fun-loving Russian-American that sometimes sneaks kalbaska, pel’meni and vodka from the fridge? Can people hear the Euro/Techno/Russian music blasting from your car before they see you pull up? … The cameras will roll as you do what you do best—eat, drink and PARTY. Here’s who we’re looking for: Outgoing guys and girls between the ages of 21 and 30 who would be willing to spend one summer living in an all-expense paid digs in the New York City area and consider themselves to be Russian-American (or from the former U.S.S.R, including the Caucasus). We’re searching for people throughout the entire U.S. including: NYC, Miami, Cleveland, Chicago, L.A., San Francisco and beyond. You must love attention and be the opposite of camera-shy…..”

Brighton Beach, which is known as Little Odessa, has one of the largest Russian communities next to Moscow. Yet, the producer claims she has no attention of accentuating stereotypes.

“While some of the stereotypes may have merit, I’m trying to show that [the community is] a lot more complex,” said Miller. “One thing that’s common across all cultures is the desire young people have to have fun, to unleash.”

No one can compare to the glory of Snooki! Sounds like a big mistake!

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Original post by Perez Hilton

Joan Rivers Returns!

 

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And we know she’s do anything for work!

Legendary funnywoman Joan Rivers will join TV Land’s second season of How’d You Get So Rich?, a show detailing several rags-to-riches stories.

The six episode stint will air in May 5th.

Will U be watching?!

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Original post by Perez Hilton