We’ve just gotten our hands on where Tom Cruise is gonna be ordering all his Xmas gifts!

The Scientology Holiday Catalog has all kinds of high-priced BS goodies for your and your loved ones!

The collection of 18 “Nigerian goatskin” bounded books of “The Basics” is going for a mere $2,000 or you can get your very own E-Meter for $4,650!

And if you’ve already achieved the status of “Clear,” why not reward yourself with a bracelet made just for you? Seriously, the bracelets are for “Clear” people only and range in price from $250 to up to $3,400 if you want diamonds as well.

LOLs!

Who knew Scientologists even celebrated Christmas? Don’t they represent some seriously conflicting ideals?

We bet Tom Cruise is poring over this thing already and dog-earing the pages of crap he wants from Xenu!

[Image via WENN.]

Original post by Perez Hilton