Megan Fox has vowed never to make a sex tape.

You may assume that she is attempting to show her classy side by demonstrating some good moral judgement, but really what we have here is a simple case of self-loathing – she doesn’t want to see herself doing the nasty:

“It would take one shot of me not looking good and I would not be able to have sex ever again, because I would always just see myself looking like a hippo having sex.”

A hippo? Really? Are you hiding some mammal fat somewhere we aren’t aware of? Or do you just bloat up during sex?

Furthermore, while she is mainly concerned about scarring herself from having sex again, she does recognize that others will judge her as well and she doesn’t want to provide us all with the satisfaction:

“Everything you say gets judged, everything you do gets judged. Literally all I have left are my private parts and I don’t want to share them with the world. I’d like to keep them private. That’s why they’re called that!”

You’d like to but it doesn’t mean that you will. We have a feeling we’ll get to see those lady bits sooner or later. It’s just the nature of the biz and young Hollywood – you girls just can’t seem to keep your clothes on.

But prove us wrong. Set an example.

Try not to get too strung out on weed to remember this conversation. That’s where most people falter and you’ve already admitted to having a special relationship with the cheeba.

[Image via WENN.]

Original post by Perez Hilton