Yes! Yes! Yes!!!!

Alphabeat are officially back!!!

And we are LOVING their new single, The Spell.

Like another one of our faves, FrankMusik, Alphabeat are channeling the best of ’90s dance music in The Spell.

Love it. Love it. Love it!

Our only critique is that there is not enough Anders on the song!

Check out Alphabeat‘s The Spell, below.

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Congrats ladies of The View!!!

Barbara Walters, Whoopi Goldberg, Joy Behar, Elisabeth Hasselbeck and Sherri Shepherd are the first daytime hosts to ever pick up a Daytime Emmy for Outstanding Talk Show Host as an ensemble cast!!

Sadly, Babs & Co. weren’t in attendance at Sunday night’s awards ceremony to pick up their statues, but the award marks the first win for The View in the Outstanding Talk Show Host category – an honor they’ve been up for 11 times!

Finally!

Walters, The View‘s executive producer and host, is “very proud of the women” and more than happy to share the award with her collegues.

Time to celebrate!

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Renee Zellweger was involved in a minor car accident on Monday.

A green Ford Explorer reportedly struck her silver Mercedes while making a U-Turn in Beverly Hills.

Zellweger’s car, only slightly damaged, has been towed from the scene.

Thankfully, no one was harmed in the collision.

Glad you’re OK, Renee!

P.S. Jennifer Aniston must have put some curse on you!

[Image via WENN.]

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As if she’s one to judge talent!

Audrina Patridge had nothing nice to say about her Hills costar Heidi Montag‘s foray into the music world!

And it’s quite the statement for someone about unleash her empty stare acting talents onto the world!

“I feel like Heidi, you know, she’s doing it for fun, where a lot of singers and people, they work their ass off, and they actually have amazing voices and they can really sing and perform, and I feel like a lot of people don’t get to experience what Heidi has, going on in front of a billion people and perform on TV,” says Ceiling Eyes. “I just don’t think she’s taking it that serious, and that’s what’s kind of disappointing for me, for music lovers out there.”

But, Audrina claims she knows her shiz!

“On the movie, I went to my acting coach twice a week and I memorized all the lines,” she said of appearing in slasher flick Sorority Row with Potato Head. “On The Hills, you show up for an hour and say what you want then leave.”

You memorized lines?!

Such a freakin’ pro!

It must be hard for someone who has never had a real job to identify hard work!!!

P.S. An acting coach is necessary twice a week for a Z list horror movie?!

[Image via WENN and AP Images.]

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Doesn’t smoking completely negate the benefits of biking????

Russell Crowe could care less!

The actor was spotted lighting up in Sydney before his morning bike ride on Monday, ick!

Ditch the cancer sticks, pls!

[Image via Pacific Coast News Online.]

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We don’t say this very often, and that’s because it hardly happens, but Rumer Willis was actually looking pretty decent earlier today.

Potato Head was spotted leaving her hotel in Manhattan appearing ghostly white, as usual, but the new hair style and that makeup is really working for her. And a profile view is always better than head-on!

She needs to pick a good look and stick with it, or she’ll end up looking like poopers, just like she did last week in London at the photocall for her new movie Sorority Row.

Though from that side-angle shot, Rumer looks almost pretty cute.

Work that side angle ‘bb!

Own it! Live it! Become it!

Don’t ever stare directly at the camera again.

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Lady GaGa celebrates the 35th anniversary of the world’s most iconic pussy by posing for this stunning photo shoot with famed photogs Markus Klinko and Indrani.

This image will be part of an exhibition in NY and LA in October celebrating the brand.

The pict will be one of five of GaGa that will be the key art of the exhibit.

Meeau!

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As we mentioned last week, Chris Beat-Her-Down Brown is trying to salvage his image. So the douche, his momma, and an attorney headed to Larry King Live to speak about the incident.

The interview is set to air this Wednesday, but we’re already getting some clips online.

When asked by Larry how Brown feels about the incident of assaulting Rihanna, the douche claims he doesn’t remember doing it!!!! Instead, Brown so eloquently says:

“I just look at it like wow, like I’m in shock, because first of all, that’s not who I am as a person and that’s not who I promise I was gonna be. Like when I look at the police reports, or when I hear about the police reports, I don’t know what to think. I just don’t know what to think. It’s just like wow.”

But when Larry clearly asks if Brown remembers beating her up, he says:

“No. It’s like, it’s crazy to me, I’m like wow.”

Then he goes on to find an excuse and blame it on his dad. He told Larry that, “I used to be scared to go to bed… Nobody taught us how to love one another. Nobody taught us a book on how to — how to control our emotions or our anger.”

We just don’t know how he could have denied it and played the whole “I don’t remember doing it” card.

Seriously, how hard would it have been just to APOLOGIZE?!

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Megan Fox proclaims that she has “no problem with commitment — you can’t have a real relationship without it,” in the October issue of Cosmopolitan.

Fox is currently “on-again” with her fiance, Brian Austin Green. Unfortunately!

Oh honey, we don’t know how many times we can say this, but you can do SO much better.

Fox goes on to say that she enjoys putting the typical “Hollywood type” guy in his place and that women always dominate men in relationships. Adding, “Women hold the power because we have vaginas. If you’re in a heterosexual relationship and you’re a female, you win.”

Apparently, Fox can count on one hand the amount of guys whom she has allowed to see her in the buff.

Could have fooled us!

[Image via WENN.]

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We’d expect this from Courtney, but not Dave!!!

Gaming company Activision has announced that Nirvana frontman Kurt Cobain will make a posthumous appearance as a playable character on Guitar Hero 5.

Creepy!

In order to get the rights to the two playable Nirvana songs, Smells Like Teen Spirit and Lithium, the company had to get approval from Kurt’s crazy ass widow, Courtney Love, former drummer for the band, Dave Grohl and Universal Publishing.

Are Foo Fighters doing so terrible that Grohl needs the $$$$$?!

After Cobain’s suicide in 1994, the singer blamed the repercussions of fame for his depression in a final note addressed to fans.

“Smells Like Teen Spirit is a song that we’ve had at the top of our wish list ever since I came to Guitar Hero,” said Activision’s Vice President of Music Affairs, Tim Riley. “Then after three years of working with the different parties, it was like the perfect storm.”

And to make matters worse, Courtney supplied the company with footage and photos, along with picking wardrobe and hairstyle, resulting in a “Teen Spirit” look.

Promoting everything he was against post-mortem?!

What a way to be remembered!!!

[Image via Activision/Guitar Hero]

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