He promised and he delivered…kinda!

In response to Eminem‘s damning song The Warning about wife Mariah, Nick Cannon Tweeted that a possible strategic plan was brewing.

Instead, we think he must have been reading Bartlett’s all day because he bombarded the Twitterverse with a mass amount of quotes within 30 minutes.

Cannon Tweeted:

“Victorious warriors win first then go to war, while defeated warriors go to war first and then seek to win”

“But let’s not get it twisted. If you feeling froggish, leap!! Y’all know where to find me… Nick@nickcannon.com Holla at me directly!”

“Changing the world one hater at a time!”

“Those who feed into negativity must examine there purpose on this earth”

“I will permit no man to narrow or degrade my soul by making me hate him”

“Be patient in the moment of anger and escape a hundred days of sorrow!”

“I will bless those that bless you, and whoever curses you I will curse.” Genesis 12:3

“Never take your own revenge, but rather give place unto the wrath. For it is written vengeance is mine, I will repay… PREACH!”

“When there are no enemies within the enemies outside can not hurt you!”

Quote of the day: “Never argue with fools because from a distance people cant tell who is who”

Ignoring him would be better than this!

Pretty weak, Cannon!

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Unacceptable!

Either Kellan Lutz walks around El Lay shirtless or doesn’t go out in public at all!

Regardless that he still looks delish waiting at the valet after a fashion show at Social nightclub last night, he would look better if he was showing off his bod.

We’re tempted to swing by his place and steal all his shirts just for good measure. You hear us Kellan, set your wardrobe ablaze.

You are in no need of it!

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Cornered by paparazzi in his brand spanking new sports car, Jon Gosselin insists that everything about his family’s TLC reality show has been done for the benefit of their eight children and that the kids don’t mind the constant presence of cameras.

He says, “They make nicknames for them [the cameramen]. We all get along and play together. It’s comfortable for the kids to film. They look at this [filming] as life. No one has ever forced them to do anything. I’ve never forced them to film. We don’t force them to do anything they don’t want to do. They’re not actors and actresses. They just do their normal things.”

Despite statements to the contrary from the children’s aunt, Jodi Kreider, Jon said that he hasn’t seen or spoken to his estranged sister-in-law in months and months and that he Kate “love our kids” and that they have “always been there for them.” The show, he explains, was simply a way to afford all eight of them and “The whole premise of the show was to save money for the kids. Kate and I’s number one priority are our kids.”

Which makes us wonder how Octo-Mom’s show is progressing?

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50 Cent and his representation have pissed off a German promotional company and so, now ,their getting sued!

The German company, Major Movez claims that the William Morris Endeavor agency charged them $125,000 to negotiate a concert as a good faith gesture. If the concert were not to happen, the money would be returned to them free and clear.

There was no concert, nor was their money returned to them. So now they will go to court to hash it all out.

Let’s hope it just doesn’t turn into World War Fiddy!

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As we mentioned earlier, Katherine Jackson and Debbie Rowe have reached a custody agreement over the fate of Michael Jackson‘s children. Katherine will have custody and Debbie will be allowed visitation.

But while we thought that it was drama free and all done in the children’s best interest, it turns out there may have been a little more devil in the details.

Rowe has forgone custody of the children in exchange for spousal support payments which total $4 million overall.  According to Rowe (who was left out of Jackson’s will), the King of Pop had an arrangement with her in which he paid her $1 million dollars a year.  Unfortunately for Rowe, this was a verbal agreement and so she had no physical proof of the agreement. 

As a result, Jackson’s brothers were incredibly reluctant to adhere to her demands that she continue to be paid and, apparently, Jackson’s lawyers even said they had grounds to fight the claim. Ultimately, however, Jackson’s mother, Katherine, made the executive decision to give Rowe her money just to put the whole mess to rest and avoid putting the kids through even more of a media circus.

One source said, “they just want to get rid of her.  They recognized early in this process that she had no interest in playing a real role in their lives and that it was all about money.”

Katherine will remain the children’s guardian, and Rowe, in turn, will receive a few hundred thousand dollars a year over a set period of time and be allowed supervised visits.

Apparently, as part of the agreement, the Jackson clan has to say that it wasn’t a matter of money for Rowe, even though it was.

It sounds like even though the Jacksons will have to continue paying Rowe, the children ended up with the person who will really look out for them.

All’s well that ends well…but Debbie Rowe still sucks.

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There is no question that Judd Apatow is hot right now, but now we can guarantee that he’ll remain front and center for years to come.

The filmmaker has just signed a big bucks deal with Universal to write and direct three films!

Universal Pictures chairman David Linde says that “it was a true mutual enthusiasm to really cement a relationship.  Linde goes on to say that Apatow “has become a cornerstone for what this company prides itself on, which is excellence in comedies,” and that he is “one of the most responsible filmmakers that this company works with.  He is always on budget, he is always on time.” 

Apatow has directed three films for Universal:  The 40-Year-Old-Virgin (2005), which grossed $177 million worldwide, Knocked Up (2007) which grossed a whopping $219 million worldwide, and the upcoming film Funny People, which expects a strong box office performance.  He also produced Forgetting Sarah Marshall and is currently in production on Get Him To The Greek, both for Universal.

With the new contract, Apatow may produce projects elsewhere, but those penned and directed by him will be done at Universal.  To date, he has produced six films for Columbia, including Year One, Pineapple Express, and Superbad.

Congrats, big guy!

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Denise Richards was spotted looking tangerine-ish at the Give & Get Fete held at Frederic Fekkai in Beverly Hills earlier this week.

What a beautiful, natural, orange hue!

We can only begin to wonder if Crazy Eyes was using Lindsay Lohan‘s line of self tanners, Sevin Nyne.

And why are her legs so much darker than her face?

Did LOLhan apply it herself to Denise????

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He is a torrential douche!!!!

Chris Brown let his anger get the best of him AGAIN at Lucky Strike Lanes in NYC on Monday.

After a few hours inside with friends, the woman beater was forcefully removed from the bowling alley.

“Lucky Strikes is pretty chill on Monday nights, but Chris was ready to party, and that’s what he did,” said an eyewitness. “He definitely looked like he was being forced to leave, like his friends knew it was in his best interest. He was acting kind of crazy, partying too much, and making moves on a really young-looking girl.”

At least, no one was hurt!

We’re sure he’s really sorry!

Can’t wait for the scripted apologetic video blog!

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Kate Moss sure does love to pAArty!

The beautiful model and sometimes mother to daughter Lila was spotted out Thursday night at Scotts restaurant in London.

Shortly after, she disappeared into a house nearby and didn’t leave until one in the morning.

Wonder what she could have been doing?

She sure does look… tired.

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Careful on that bike! Don’t want to damage that pretty face of yours!

A motorcycle-riding Ryan Gosling was happy to take off his helmet and pose with fans as he left club Bardot in Hollywood on Thursday night.

Too cute. He made those girls’ night!

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